• They’re stupid; they don’t even know they’re homonyms.
  • Do you see now that there is a difference?
  • Their idea to teach people homonyms was wonderful.
  • Over their is my brain! I left it on the side of the road.
  • It’s there crap, not yours.
  • It’s good that there reading this page though.
  • Their exists a time when every man must learn his homonyms.



  • Hey, I want some beer two!
  • There were to ducks in the pond, not three.
  • I have to go to the bathroom too.
  • You are to young to go in the bar!
  • I have too go to the bathroom.
  • You want to go two the concert with me?
  • You go to the bathroom too much.
  • What do you call a blonde with too brain cells? Pregnant!
  • Two be, or not two be, that is the question.



  • Are pineapples are the best in town.
  • Hey, that is our money, don’t touch!
  • Would you like to tour are factory?
  • Are you going to the concert?
  • There our five ducks swimming around the pond.
  • I bet you are tired after that long drive!



  • Can I have some of your Coke?
  • Hey baby, you’re pretty hot. (don’t try this one in real life)
  • Is this you’re money sitting here?
  • After that run, I bet your tired as hell.



  • Come inside… its raining!
  • The vase lost it’s shine over the years.
  • It’s going to be a nice day today.



  • Your pretty nice to help us invest are money like that.
  • Your pretty nice to help us invest are money like that.
  • You’re pretty nice too help us invest are money like that.
  • You’re pretty nice two help us invest our money like that.
  • You’re pretty nice to help us invest our money like that.
  • Your pretty nice to help us invest our money like that.