• I like cooking my family and my pets.

  • We’re going to learn to cut and paste kids.

  • Help a thief!

  • A woman without her man is nothing.

  • Let’s eat, grandma.



  • Stop clubbing, baby seals.

  • A panda walks into a bar. He eats, shoots, and leaves.

  • Man bacon makes anything taste good. Even salad.

  • Well done steak.

  • Pretty safe room in apartment with doorman.